Context is a funny thing. Take it out of a conversation, and something you say can suddenly become nonsensical, hilarious, incriminating, or creepy. I have a collection of such quotes, taken from real life experiences. Please enjoy this selection:
“I woke up with a pregnant craving last night.” –J.Clark Gardner
“I’m thinking about robbing a 7-11.” –Ken Krackenburg
“Right in the chapel!” –Emily Millet
“Did you want to see if any seats were still open at the House of Sin?” -Peter Menskink
“A Chaldean kid threw an apple at her mowhawk or something.” –Young David Love
“No, no one’s going to ask you to pose naked.” –Anon
“Well, that’s dangerous.” “What’s dangerous?” “A Nissan full of balloons.” –Two guys
“Did you want to make an ascent into the loft?” –Nathan Higham
“I mean I just don’t think I could ever drink turtle blood.” –J.Clark Gardner
“You just want your wum-wum-wum!” –Mike Holyoak
Study these quotes. Ponder them. Construct situations wherein they would make sense, and role-play them. It’s fun. And start keeping your own collection of strange quotes. They may develop into a valuable novel or screenplay someday.
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