Arfie? Arfie! There you are boy! How are you, huh little fella? Ooh, what do you have there? Arfie, is that my…? Arfie, no! NO! Put that down, Arfie! NO. NO. Quiet! NO.
NO.
NO, Arfie. That’s not a good boy. That is NOT a good boy. No. That’s right, put it down. There’s a good—no! No, Arfie. Arfie? Quiet, Arfie. Quiet. Good boy.
There now. Wait, what’s that? Arfie! Look what you did! NO, Arfie! NO. That’s naughty! Now I have to clean that up! Bad dog, Arfie! Bad! Quiet! Quiet, Arfie! No! Quiet! NO. NO. Arfie? Arfie? That’s right.
Now where’s that rag? Arfie! NO! Bad dog! Give it back, Arfie! Give it back! NO! NO! NO! Quiet! NO!
Arfie, NO! Quiet! Bad! NO! NO! Quiet! No! Get down from there! Get off! NO!
NO! Bad! NO! Arfie! Arfie? There you go. Quiet! NO! That’s right. Good boy.
You’re such a good boy, Arfie.
*With no intended offense to any beloved dogs, nor their humans. Just fun.
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