Well, hi! Turly Peterfield here, coal miner at the old Dry Rock Mine outside Nickel City. Gotta say we have a great celebration lined up for the 145th Anniversary of the old mine, and well, you’re invited!
Rumor has it that the mine proprietor, Old Mr. Gunnison himself, may drop down in his personal heli-pod and make an appearance, too! Old Mr. Gunnison, bless him, has been such a benefactor to us employees, hasn’t he? Remember that time Scrawny Willis got appendage blown off in a mine accident, and Old Mr. Gunnison bought him a pizza lunch? And even breadsticks? What a fine man!
And now this celebration! With a real live karaoke machine! I hear nobody’s going to come!
- Turly Peterfield, Coal Miner
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