Editor's note: This article has been run through The Best of Times’s new non-partisan censorship machine.I sure am excited about the upcoming presidential election. That is because I am confident that [my presidential candidate of choice] is going to win the election.
I like [my presidential candidate of choice] because he stands for [this particular item of political action] and is tired of the [certain type of political action] people like [a different politician] stand for. He wants to [engage in a certain political practice] as well, which I am all about because [a particular political situation] is in dire need of [a certain type of treatment] in order for [a certain part of the American public] to experience [a specific benefit].
I am sure that all members of the GG subscribership agree with me in thinking that [my presidential candidate of choice] possesses the [positive attribute], [specific type of personality], and [particular brand of character] necessary to excel as president of the United States. Join me in rocking the vote next week, and we will all come out as winners (except for [the presidential candidate I in no way support], of course)!
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